A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job.

He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it.

He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, "You are the reason I don't have a wife", second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my children",
third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job".

He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says, "Stand aside my dear friend; I know you were not involved"  .


Cheers !!!

Man created machines for his own use
In turn, machines turned him of no use

Discoveries take place every new morning
Who cares for nature's warning?

Natural things have come to a standstill
Everybody now thinks digital

Man calls himself as independent
In reality, he is now machine dependent

In the forest of machines,
On a gifted planet called earth...

A search has begun
for a soul called..........Human

Khulke muskura le !

Tere muskurane se !

Ek ajeeb si khushi ka ehsaas hota hai !!

Mere ghar, aangan ko roop milta hai !!

Mujhse rooth jaa !

Tere roothne se !

Mujhe manane ka ek aur mauka milta hai !!

Dil se mujhe pyaar kar !

Tera pyaar se !

Mere dil ko chain aur sukoon milta hai !!

Mamta luta !

Teri mamta se !

Mere ansh ko aakar milta hai !!

Nach le, Gaa le, Jhoom le !

Aaj kar le !

Jo Dil Chahta Hai !!!

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rupee 500 note. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this Rupee 500 note?" Hands started going up.
He said, "I am going to give this note to one of you but first let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the note up. He then asked, "Who still wants it?"Still the hands were up in the air.
"Well," he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty. "Now who still wants it?". Still the hands went into the air.
"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth Rupee 500/-.
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as
though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.

You are special. Don't ever forget it! Never let yesterday's disappointments overshadow tomorrow's dreams.

While Dad was polishing his new car, his 5 yr old son picked a stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.
In his anger, Dad took the child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench.
At the hospital, his child said "Dad when will my fingers grow back?" Dad was so hurt.
He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.
Sitting back he looked at the scratches, child had written "I LOVE YOU DAD"

Anger and Love have no limits!........

"Teamwork is the fuel that allows common people to attain uncommon results.".
Author Unknown 

"Individual commitment to a group effort-
that is what makes a team work, a company work,
a society work, a civilization work."
Vince Lombardi

"Teamwork is mainly about situational leadership, letting the person with the relevant core competency for a situation take leadership."
Author Unknown

"Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress.
Working together is success."
Henry Ford

"The ratio of We's to I's is the best indicator of the development of a team."
Lewis B. Ergen

"There is no I in TEAMWORK."
Author Unknown

"Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships."
Michael Jordan

"None of us is as smart as all of us."
Ken Blanchard

"No one can whistle a symphony.
It takes an orchestra to play it."
H.E. Luccock

"It is literally true that you can succeed best and quickest by
helping others to succeed."
Napoleon Hill

Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family, forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called "Saints"

But now they are called..
"IT professionals"
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An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
"If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off"
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Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that, One loves too much, and
The other loves too many.
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Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!
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Philosophy of life
At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
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What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and
Just few hours are left for your exams..!
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Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
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Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..! How about this card, it says "To the only Girl I ever loved.!"
Boy: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!
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After reading the form filled by an applicant..
The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"
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A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee...
Leave them to us.....
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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
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"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id"
****** 

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
******

If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there
is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
******

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter
speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut
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Even though I clutch my blanket and growl when the alarm rings.
Thank you, Lord, that I can hear. There are many who are deaf.

Even though I keep my eyes closed against the morning light as long as possible.
Thank you, Lord , that I can see. Many are blind.

Even though I huddle in my bed and put off rising.
Thank you, Lord, that I have the strength to rise. There are many who are bedridden.

Even though the first hour of my day is hectic, when socks are lost, toast is burned, tempers are short, and my children are so loud.
Thank you, Lord, for my family. There are many who are lonely.

Even though our breakfast table never looks like the picture in magazines and the menu is at times unbalanced.
Thank you, Lord, for the food we have. There are many who are hungry.

Even though the routine of my job often is monotonous.
Thank you, Lord, for the opportunity to work. There are many who have no job.

Even though I grumble and bemoan my fate from day to day and wish my circumstances were not so modest.
Thank you, Lord, for life.

Every day be thankful for what you have and who you are.